Marcus

Conversation OverHeard

Hahaha .. come let me share another joke on a Saturday when i work. Well it may not be so entertaining as i write out now, but i assure you guys if you all ard to hear this conversation, all of you will laugh. Coz, all OF us here laff !!! haha

Something like that hor, not word for word, i overheard only remember :)
Let customer be Mr Wong.

Camillius :
Yes, Mr Wong, even if I leave the company, someone will follow up on your case. We will contact the london side bla bla bla ...

Mr Wong :
$%^^&%^&^%* (Actually i cant hear what customer says what)

Camollius :
My name is Camillius .

Mr Wong :
$%^$%^$%&& .. my shpt bla bla bla ..

Camillius : Yah Mr Wong we will do monitor of your shpt etc ..

Mr Wong :
#$54657#$^%&^ . i supposed he asks for name again.

Camillius :
(Already Frustrated tone) Mr Wong, I just told you. My name is Camillius.
C.A.M.I.L.L.I.U.S -- spelt out.

Mr Wong :
$%&^%^*&^(&*(&*

Camillius :
Im a GUY .... yah yah .. Mr Wong, Im a GUY !!

(All of us laughing out loud hhaahhahhaha )

Mr Wong :
$%&&^*&^(&(

Camillius :
Yes ... Im a GUY .. My name is Camillius. CAMILLIUS - spelt again.
Anything else i can help you ....... thank you for calling DHL ..... Bye Bye ..

Camillius told us :
HE asks me am i a GUY. I told him YES. He asks "ARE YOU SURE" !

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
I cant stop laughing at this moment when i type this last part ! hahahahha

My fren Mike and another colleage

Wah .. My fren Mike just updated me another issue! You all want to hear or not ?

Mike told me he had a little incident with his another colleage "C"handran. Apparently, Mike answered a call, the customer asks if Chandran had received the fax for redeliver her items to a new address on the same night.

So my fren Mike retrieve fax and pass to Chandran. Then Mike told customer that he had pass fax letter to Chandran and Chandran will follow up as per their previous conversation.

But customer wanted to comfirm, so the helpful Mike double check on postal code and advise its within the same area and night delivery can be done. Say anything will ask Chandran to call back.

Ok ! Hang up.

Then Mike called Chandran, told him that as per his customer's request, pls arrange for redelivery tonight to new address.
Chandran said yah ok ok he knows and they hang up.

Then Chandran speak up from his work place :
Chandran said "Mike you HumJi lah (meaning no guts, scared)" .

Mike also replied from his work place
" I am only doing my job to inform you what customer told me. Its up to you to follow up" .

Whatever ..... then like half hour later, Chandran walked past my fren Mike's desk and said
" Im only joking lah, dun be angry"

Mike said he is not angry, infact Mike is not angry, He only had a "what a fuck" feeling !

Hahahhahaa ... ok ok .... end of story !

I Love Mike ! :)

Nabei Customer

Tamade ! – On a SAT, this asshole said self coll letter very troublesome. Ask to waive off this letter if not he will change to fedex etc ! pui .. juz go lor ..
His many shpt every mth, but i think mostly are afew kg dox or so! Not as if its heavy weight shpt that can earn DHL alot of revenue! PUI !!

Ask me to ask can waive this letter off .. I said I cant advise on this as this is management side liao . he raised his voice “ CAN U CHECK BEFORE U ANSWER”

I said at this time no supervisors or management ard … only ard from SAT AM.

He said I quote your words , you mean “ AT 1305hrs, there is no supervisor or higher management who can entertain me” !

I said :
I dun mean that .. BUT there are no supervisors on duty at this time.

He said he will quote my words .. and asks do I mean wat I juz said.

I SAID, if u want to, “YES, as at 1305hrs, there are no supervisors ard to entertain to you and your query”

He asks whats my full name .. then asks for MY supervisor name !

Hahahaahhaha - Rowena KANA .. But i alrady wrote a "composition" to Rowena abt what happened. Hey mind you all, i stil got use MSP standard hor ! HAHAHAHAAHA

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BACK

OHHHHH Mummy Hamster is back in action .. she was running abt in the living room. Bro quickly catch it and haha back she is in the cage!

Daddy hamster is still missing !!!

Hehehehe .. quick come back daddy hamster and fuck mummy hamster and bear with baby hamsters !!

muakz

HOW HOW HOW ?

How

Today im on off but was awaken by my sister and dad's speeching in the kitchen that the 2 adult hamster had escaped. My dad did not lock the cage last nite! Its midnite now and the 2 creatures still did not come out to find food nor did they squeak at all !

HOW HOW ??

Anyway, the last baby hamster died also, haha without the love and milk of the mummy ??

How How ?

I was so HOPEFUL and happily ask David to give up his leave on sept for me BECOZ im all prepare and ready to go back Malaysia too see my KIDS! i so miss them and i so wanted to see them! BUT i have totally forgotten that its my army friend's wedding on the 11 sept!!

Not that very close but fair enuff. Among all other army frens, I am juz abit closer to him then my other frens. Im feeling sad and in a dilema all sudden. Coz i duno wat to do! I really was so hopeful and so wanted to go back malaysia to see the kids one!!

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW ??

MSN

Hahhaa Is this something that is famaliar??
Download th file from the link and u will understand!
Hahahahahhahaa

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_46463.wmv

The Power of MSN !

My Baby Hamster

My Hamster had given birth this morning 16/08 . I only saw 3! My frens' hamster all given birth to 5 - 7 , how come mine only 3?

The mummy hamster is dumb. Carried its young on the Roller, the roller meant for them to run and exercise. She carried the babies up on the roller and she RUN. The babies were being spinned and then off they fell to the ground. Anyway, my sister told me this. When i awake and take a look at them, i only saw the 3 slight bloody babies on the bedding, 1 dead, 2 alive.

When I reached home this evening, Dad said only left with 1. He said one of the babies has no head !! Hahaahahhaa duno how it happened!

Below is a pic of the little creature. But duno u all can figure out or not !

Healthy Routine

I finally went joggin AFTER abt 3 mths !! Lazy, Raining, OT leading me to stop my jogging routine. Im lazy in layman term haha !

Still i managed my 7 rounds totally to 4.2 KM at my own pace of course HAHAHAHA !

What slow !!! U all come and run lah ! Takes time rite? At least im not having RT like that TWO totaly CMI Jason Lim and Anthony Chan mah ! LOL

Lucky i go on my STAND did not go out with Rowena and BaoBei if not my jogging routine will never START! Women are Evil ! ;p

Those stupid IT guys going to MONITOR our system. They have noting better to do! NO PRIVACY !!!

Im waiting for Bimbo to send me Gambeng's Pic !!
Then i will post BIG BIG !!! Hahahaaahhahaaa

Must sleep early to start off my healthy routiine ! Dun stop me !

Nite

Forever Love

爱你 不是因为你的美而已 我越来越爱你
每个眼神触动我的心 因为你让我看见
Forever 才了解自己 未来这些日子
要好好珍惜 爱我 有些痛苦 有些不公平
如果真的爱我 不是理所当然的决定
感到你的呼吸在我耳边 像微风神奇
温柔的安抚 我的不安定
所以我~要 每天研究你的笑容 Ooh 多么自然

Forever love Forever love
我只想用我这一辈子去爱你
从今以后 你会是所有 幸福的理由

爱情是场最美最远的旅行 沿途雨季泥泞
偶尔阻碍我们的前进 感到你的体温在我怀里
像阳光和煦 巧妙的融化 我的不安定 不可思议
证明我爱你的理由 Ooh 多么自然

你感动的眼睛 我沉默的声音 仿佛就是最好的证明
就让我在说一次 I love you oh (直到永远)

Forever Love Forever Love Forever Love
我只想用我这一辈子去爱你
从今以后 你会是所有 幸福的理由

Forever Love Forever Love Forever Love

Updates Point Form

I forgotten what i gona update? Too many days had past. Let me just list down some pointers that i could recalled.

1. The company Air Con is very cold! Nope, I rephrase, ITS FUCKING COLD !!

2. Tmr 14/08 JHB makan session cancelled. So we will rearrange again for another sunday. Pple like Lim Lay Hong and others will have no excuses lor HAHAHHAHA

3. That day supposed to go bowling with Safri, Kexin, BaoBei, Layhome and myself, we went, but the alley occupied for tournaments. We are SWAY! 2nd time liao haha

- Anyway, MARIYANA aka MARIMOH put PLANE. Somemore a very BIG plane. She is the one suggested the bowling one and she back out! Maria ah Maria! I curse ur tudung dropped tmr infront of us. LOL

4. Friday 12/08, went to watch Tim Sum Dollies. Hmm not too bad. Very Singaporean style of sketch. First time i watched a play in a theatre, also first time in Esplanade. Quite impressed when I see the theatre.

- Anyway I watched the sketch with Kexin, BaoBei and Jason. If the price could be cheaper hor say $20, then it will be beautiful! Haha

- JASON LIM POON CHONG put plane, after sketch RUN off say meeting frens. Must be GALS !! CHEAP u ABANDON us!

- Went to search for dinner with Kexin, BaoBei and myself. Finally decided on Cafe Cartel, the only choice at that timing.

- BaoBei and i order pasta spegetti. We were too hungry. KEXIN ordered SANDWICH! and GUESS what, the chicken sandwich, that CHICKEN is as BIG as a CHICKEN CUTLET! and its cheaper then our PASTA !! Hahaahhahha

- ANYWAY THE MEAL IS FREE !!!! HAHHAHAHA MY CUTIE MANAGER FREN WRITE OFF THE BILL. Too bad he is too young if not kexin and BaoBei will Grab !

- Went The Plaza, a hotel beside Swissotel and chat till 3 plus AM after cartel dinner.

5. We walked to 7-11 to buy a drink. Past by a Young ANG MO, he looked at Kexin and BaoBei, as he walked past us, he commented BIG BREAST !! .... LOL hahhahahaha ... wow !!!

- What was i doing ?? I LAUGH lor !!! LOL

6. Went home, PIMPLES !!!!! pain and still growing increasingly MANY !

8. Today Saturday at Work, STILL PIMPLES !!!! serious outbreak!! I need ROACCUTANE maybe !!! DoxiCycline not working yet! Hahhahaha

9. Anyway was MSNing with BaoBei, and toking abt this BIG BREAST issue, BaoBei also commented. She said "Wait till the ANG MO see DADA and NANA one" !!! Hahahhahaha

10. Blog Updated !! Thinking of dinner !

Wah !! Wah !!

Wah kau .. I long time never read blog !! Din know bimbo updated so much liao !! Let me bathe liao then come out read again !

Maria, change ur blog outlay leh ... its so small and difficult to read. I din like it from the 1st day whahhahaha .. but the uptown gurl was nice lah

Baobei, i dun have yur blog leh . u change liao .. why u scared pple to see ... comment ur blog addy to me .. dun email me or watever hor .. i hate to edit templates etc .. i read others blogs thru my link in my blog one

Lin's blog take down ah . become duno wat I HATE U ??

Fish & Co

Finaly had Seafood Platter at Fish & Co after so long !

It still tasted so yummy, Went with Baobei, Rowena and Jason.

After our meal, while chatting, when baobei was toking abt KEVIN, and HE appeared surprisingly infront of us. SO, never speak of the evil !! LOL !

Jason all sudden pointed to that table near us. We realised there were 4 Ladies having their meal in fish and co. 4 ladies in TUDUNG !!! Immediately we thought Maria Marimoan !

Maria, you tudung, pple also tudung. Maybe your tudung SPECIAL leh thats why u canot eat fish and co !! hahahaha

Anyway becoz of u maria, we go asks the waiter and waitresses does Fish Co serve HALAL food! They said no no no !! hahaha so u are still rite kakakkaa

Carry on chatting. Rowena shared a story with us. Makes us laff . The story abt "A Blind Leading A Blind" !

Hahahahhaha

Times up ! Nite