SPERMS and FOOKS !

Marcus : Good Evening DHL, This is Marcus speaking how can i assist you?

Customer : I have a parcel to send. Can you ask your guys for collection?

Marcus : (After verifying everything) .. What are u sending?

Customer : I want to send Sperms .

Marcus : Errmmm .. Sir im sorry, what are sending again?

Customer : I want to send some Sperms.

Marcus : Can i know what exactly is ..... Sperms .. issit our MAN's that sperms?? (I was giggling within myself, and controlling my laughter. And Rowena is at her seat, i also SHY to ask the customer in my normal tone)

Customer : Hmm yah .. i want to send sperms .. errr .. sperms and fooks ...

Marcus : Sperms and Fooks .. ?? (I was thinking of transfering to the Medical Grp , so i probe more) .. Sir issit our Man;s that sperms you are refering to?? Did u put them in some test tubes with dry ice ??

Customer : No .. you know sperms?? Sperms and fooks..

Marcus : FINALLY I GOT WHAT HE SAID !!!!! Oh sir you wana send some SPOONS AND FORKS !!!!!!

Customer : Yes, SPERMS AND FOOKS ...

Marcus : Whats the declare values , ready for collection .. ? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I CANT TAKE IT MAN !! WHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA