Marcus Had a fall !

Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall, Marcus Marcus Also had a GREAT FALL !
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It so happened that i woke up and went downstairs to park the car. As i had used the car the previous nite and there was no carpark slot, so to avoid the naggings from my dad, i went down to park the car. It was 10am lor !
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Maybe im still in sleeping mode, i walk across the little drain slightly deeper then those void deck drain, my right leg fell into it but still i SUAVELY stood up. No one saw this scene! But i realised that i cant walk coz the pain was biting on my leg now. I limped to the seats and sat down. I only saw white patches of wound and i saw that little hole in my leg, well the flesh was ripped off. I tried to go park the car, my right leg forbids me.
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I got to go back home. As i reached my doorstep, my wound had started to bleed alrady.
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Went to see the doctor, dad drove me there. Well the doctor said its a Dirty wound, and after asking for drug allergy, clear the wound for me. Fuck it was painful !!! And he said i definitely need a JAB on my butt.
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The jab was pain too but bearable !
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The wound is on my RIGHT LEG, the doctor JAB my LEFT butt ! He said the jab would cause pain, sore and numb. Indeed, i felt the effect on the spot. After taking my medicine, IAMGINE , my LOWER RIGHT is leading me to limp, and now MY UPPER LEFT forbids me to walk. Im like walking like an OLD AGE PENGUIN patternise a RIGHT AND LEFT action !! WAH LAU !
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My dad came by and he was thinking to himself which idiot walking so slow in such a manner. When he approches near, then he realised that's his Son MARCUS !!!
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Its expensive leh .. its $87 !! wah lau ... and Im bleed twice liao after i came back from the doctor. Juz changed my plaster !!
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2 days MC including Labour day ! Will be back on WEDNESDAY.
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The Jab causes my butt to be more painful thn the wound now !! Hahahha !
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My WOUND !!!!! See that "HOLE" not ?